to never ever give Lucy a decadent chocolate ice-cream again.
Its far to messy when, a few hours later, it returns to scream "bad mummy" at me. Its far too traumatic to wipe her little butt after yet another explosive "incident'.
I have learnt, that no matter how big and brown Lucy's eyes may be at the time, THAT chocolate ice-cream will never again, be consumed in this house. It hurts her, and us, too much, apparently.