How not to be an asshat

in one easy step.

Step 1. Don't refer to my baby daughter as "that little incident".

Indeed. The actual sentence was "how have you been since that little incident?"

Truthfully, I'm doing very well. But really? That little incident? I actually had to ask her what she was talking about. At which point she said "you know, that whole baby thing".

I'm not angry. Honestly I'm not. I seem to be a magnet for stupidity. It doesn't even upset me now, but wow! I pray, really and truly, that nothing devestating ever happens to your family. Because if, God forbid it does, your going to have a really hard time finding people to support you. Nobody wants to help an asshat.

And you my dear, are the biggest asshat yet!