Friday, January 30, 2009

This Is Not One Of Those Charming Moments

Lucy "Stinky Mummy"
Me " Whats stinky darling"
Lucy "Finger"
Me "Why is your finger stinky?"
Lucu *lifts dress, bends over and points to bum* "in Der"


The child is not wearing a nappy, said child is wearing pull-ups in an ever exhausting attempt at toilet training. One bath and half a litre of antiseptic/antibaterial handwash later, and mummy is still dying on the inside.

Child? Back to leggo and dolls.

*Considering a therapy fund, not for child, for mummy.*

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