Lucy "Stinky Mummy"
Me " Whats stinky darling"
Lucy "Finger"
Me "Why is your finger stinky?"
Lucu *lifts dress, bends over and points to bum* "in Der"
OH. MI. GOD.
The child is not wearing a nappy, said child is wearing pull-ups in an ever exhausting attempt at toilet training. One bath and half a litre of antiseptic/antibaterial handwash later, and mummy is still dying on the inside.
Child? Back to leggo and dolls.
*Considering a therapy fund, not for child, for mummy.*
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